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A clean house is a sign of a life misspent<p>mid blue cotton/yellow embroidery with house picture

A clean house

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer<br>black moire/white/scales of justice picture

A jury consists

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A princess never cooks<p>ivory with crown picturesilk/burgundy

A princess never cooks

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A woman's place is on the telephone<p>ivory silk/navy

A woman's place..telephone

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ALCOHOL-is the answer I don't remember the question<p>red/navy

Alcohol is the answer

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ALL WINE MERCHANTS ARE PLONKERS<p>burgundy/cream

All Wine Merchants are Plonkers

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Are you going soon?<p>Ivory silk/dusky pink<br>with circular heart border

Are you going soon?

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ARE YOU GOING SOON<p>off-white silk/mid blue with two flower/bow pictures

Are you going soon? small

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Bachelors are like detergent, they work fast and leave no ring<p>navy/red

Bachelors

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I hate Barbie - That Bitch has everything! This was a recent order which made me laugh so could not resist including it on website! Off-white silk with shocking pink embroidery and piping

Barbie

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Be nice to your children, because they choose your nursing home<p>ivory silk/off-white silk central panel/gold satin stitch border/hyacinth blue letters

Be nice to your children

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BEFORE YOU MEET YOUR REAL PRINCE YOU HAVE TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS<p>off-white silk/blue embroidery and piping. Green frog picture

Before you meet your real prince..

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BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN WITH NOTHING TO WEAR<p>ivory silk/olive green satin stitch border and light terracotta embroidery

Behind every successful man..

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Behind every successful man is a woman with nothing to wear<p>ivory silk/yellow satin stitch border, hyacinth blue embroidery

Behind every successful man..

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Boring women have tidy kitchens<p>yellow/light terracotta/green

Boring women have tidy kitchens

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CALL YOUR MOTHER she worries<p>yellow/mid blue with mobile phone<p>

Call your mother she worries

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Call your mother, she worries<p>red/blue piping and embroidery/mobile phone picture

Call your mother, she worries

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Clever women marry Doctors (or any profession!)<br>Ivory silk/gold satin stitch border,burgundy text and piping/white flowers on corners

Clever women marry doctors

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DEAR CAPTAIN MY NAME IS NICOLA I'M 8 YEARS OLD. THIS IS MY FIRST FLIGHT BUT'M NOT SCARED. I LIKE TO WATCH THE CLOUDS GO BY. MY MUM SAYS THE CREW IS NICE. I THINK YOUR PLANE IS GOOD. THANKS FOR A NICE FLIGHT DON'T FUCK UP THE LANDING LUV NICOLA<p>yellow/blue/plane picture<p>

Dear Captain

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DJ Trust me

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Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon<br>royal blue/white central panel

don't hate yourself

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Don't question your wife's judgement - look who she married<p>ivory silk/brown

Don't question..

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Drama Queen<br>black moire/shocking pink

Drama Queen

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DULL WOMEN HAVE IMMACULATE HOUSES<p>ivory silk/green/flower and butterfly embroidery

Dull women have immaculate houses

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Dull women have immaculate houses<p>yellow check/blue/yellow fringe

Dull women have immaculate houses

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EARLY TO BED AND UP WITH THE COCK<p>dark green/white<p>please note - cockerel picture is now slightly different to the one pictured here

Early to bed

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EAT DRINK AND REMARRY<p>ivory silk/green/wine and grapes pictures

Eat, drink and remarry

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Education kills by degrees<p>denim/red

Education kills by degrees

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Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink<p>burgundy with ivory silk central panel and champagne bottle embroidery

Everybody should believe

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FATHERS ARE BANKERS provided by nature<p>navy/cream

fathers are bankers

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Fish and Guests go off after two days<p>ivory silk/dark green and flower border

Fish and guests go off after two days

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For the man who has everything - something to rest his balls on<p>black/white

For the man who has everything

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Friends we R Friends we'll B Friend 4-ever U and me!<p>yellow check/green

Friends we R

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Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world<p>ivory silk, blue with rope border and shoe pictures

Give a girl the right shoes..

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Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler<p>ivory silk/green

Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler

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GO AWAY I'm asleep<p>message on both sides<p>off-white silk/burgundy embroidery with hanging ribbon<p>See

Go away, I'm asleep

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COME ON IN!<br>reverse side of

Go away, I'm asleep (reverse)

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God made just a few PERFECT HEADS the rest he covered with hair<p>dark green/white

God made

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God made just a few perfect people, the rest are right handed<p>blue check/white square central panel, bright blue writing and piping

God made just a few..

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Good Friends Are Like Good Books They Can be Out Of Sight But You Know Where They Are When You Need Them<p>ivory silk/burgundy with book picture

Good Friends Are Like Good Books

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Good Girls go to Heaven, Bad Girls go to London<p>off white silk/mid blue

Good Girls go to Heaven, Bad Girls go to London

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Goodbye tension, hello pension!<p>ivory silk/green

Goodbye tension, hello pension!

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GUESTS-If we drink too much on Sunday and Ask you to stay till Monday we don't really mean it!<p>off-white silk/dusky pink/pink and blue bow border<p>also available in ivory silk

Guests

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Trust me, I'm a Hairdresser<p>this example in ivory silk with dusky pink embroidery and rope border with pictures in corners of scissors, brush and comb

Hairdresser trust me

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Hang on to your husband, he may come back into fashion<p>ivory silk/burgundy

Hang on to your husband

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Happiness is being married to your best friend. Ivory silk/blue with embroidered heart

Happiness is being married to your best friend

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He loves me, he loves me not - makes no difference, I'm what he's got<p>pink check/white square central panel, shocking pink writing and piping

He loves me..

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Heaven seems a little closer in a house beside the water<p>yellow/royal blue/fish picture

Heaven seems..

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Hire a teenager while they still know everything<br>blue check/ white central panel, blue embroidery

Hire a teenager while they still know everything

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Home is where the Navy sends you<p>Navy blue/white/red piping and anchor embroidery

Home is where the Navy sends you

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how can I control my life when I can't control my hair?<p>mid blue/white

how can I control

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How can I control my life when I can't control my hair?<p>ivory silk/blue

How can i control my life..

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HUGS<p>ivory silk/burgundy with or without hanging ribbon (please state preference)<p>new design is slightly different

Hugs

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I got this cushion for my husband, and it's a damn good swap!<p>ivory silk/shocking pink<p>you would be surprised at how many of these I have sold over the years!

I got this cushion

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I Love To Cook With Wine Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food<p>yellow/royal blue/grape embroidered border

I Love To Cook

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I love to cook with wine - sometimes I even put it in the food<p>yellow/white central panel, green embroidery and wine bottle and grapes embroidery

I love to cook with wine

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I might as well exercise, I'm in a bad mood anyway<br>Pink Gingham, white central panel, shocking pink writing

I might as well..

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I need a toyboy<br>ivory silk/shocking pink<p>this one was made as a special order for a birthday, but obviously normally comes without date!

I need a toyboy

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I was cut out to be rich, but I was sewn up wrong<p>ivory silk/turquoise

I was cut out to be rich

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I'm not a HOUSEWIFE I'm a DOMESTIC GODDESS<p>ivory silk/jade green

I'm not a housewife

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I'm not as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was<p>dark green/gold

I'm not as good

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I'M NOT DEAF-I just can't hear what you are saying<p>ivory silk/navy<p>

I'm not deaf

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I've never had a parrot but I've kissed a cockatoo<p>yellow/blue embroidery/parrot picture

I've never had a parrot

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If at first you don't succeed, have a very large gin and tonic. Ivory silk/burgundy

If at first you don't succeed

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If God meant me to exercise he would have scattered the floor with diamonds<p>ivory silk/mid blue/small flower pictures

If God meant me..

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If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven I shall not go MARK TWAIN<p>ivory silk/brown with cigar picture

If I cannot smoke cigars

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If the shoe fits, buy it<br>off white silk/shocking pink with picture of shoes

If the shoe fits..

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit<p>navy/red

If you can't dazzle

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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. A new version of the popular Winnie the Pooh cushion featuring Piglet as well as Pooh. Ivory silk/navy

If you live..

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In this house lives One Beautiful Person and One Old Fart<p>ivory silk/green/house picture

In this house

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It's not a bald patch<br>It's a Solar Panel<br>for a<br>Sex Machine<p>Ivory silk/navy

It's not a bald patch ..

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Just remember - a brick a day<br>ivory silk/gold with trowel picture<p>a present for someone trying to rebuild their life!

Just remember - a brick a day

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laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone<br>terracotta/ivory central panel

laugh and snore

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Lawyers are like rhinos<br>short sighted<br>thick skinned<br>and always<br>READY TO CHARGE<p>Yellow/dark red/rhino picture

lawyers

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Leisure<p>What is this life if, full of care, we have not time to stand and stare...<p>William Henry Davies's classic poem embroidered in hyacinth blue on an ivory silk cushion with an old clock picture

Leisure

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LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DRINK CHEAP WINE<p>ivory silk/burgundy

Life is too short

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I thought this was so romantic when I was asked to make this cushion recently, that I could not resist putting it on the website!<p>If you can't find the words - give a cushion, and it will be a permanent reminder of the happy day..<p>this one in off white silk with shocking pink.

Marry me

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Mess .. What mess?<p>blue check/white square central panel, bright blue writing and piping<p>I can think of several people I could give this to!

Mess .. What mess?

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Mirror, Mirror on the wall<br>I am my mother after all<p>ivory silk, dusky pink with picture of mirror<p>THAT'S ME!!

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

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my other flat is a penthouse in Belgravia<p>blue check/white square central panel, bright blue writing and piping<p>I wish!<br>

my other flat .. Belgravia

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MY OTHER HOUSE IS TIDY<p>ivory silk/burgundy/house picture

My other house is tidy

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You can't scare me, I'm a Norland Nanny<p>Fun message for other professions!<p>this one in Norland Nanny uniform colours of dark cream and brown

Norland Nanny

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not just blonde, but perfect too<p>ivory silk, light gold embroidery

not just blonde

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O bed, O bed, delicious bed, that Heaven on Earth to the weary head<p>ivory silk/green

O bed

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one spoiled husband lives here<p>ivory silk/green

one spoiled husband..

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Party Animal<p>ivory silk/jade green with picture of girl in champagne glass

Party Animal

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PLEASE LORD-let me prove to you THAT WINNING THE LOTTERY won't spoil me<p>off-white silk/burgundy

Please Lord

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POBODY'S NERFECT<p>slate blue/white central panel within satin stitch border/small flower pictures/white piping

Pobody's Nerfect

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Pobody's nerfect<br>green/white central panel/red piping and embroidery

Pobody's Nerfect2

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PRINCESS Having Had Experience With Prince SEEKS FROG<p>off-white silk/dark green/rope border/frog picture

Princess, having had experience..

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RETIREMENT-twice as much HUSBAND half as much MONEY<p>ivory silk/slate blue/gold bow

Retirement

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Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou Romeo?<p>Ivory silk, burgundy red script writing, small flowery border

Romeo, Romeo ..

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Sales = Vanity<br>Profits = Sanity<br>Cash = Reality<p>red/white<p>how true this is!!

Sales

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Sea Fever<p>John Masefield's classic poem on an extra large size ivory silk cushion with soft jade green embroidery and sea shell embroideries

Sea Fever

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she offered her honour<br>he honoured her offer<br>and all night long<br>he was honour and offer<p>standard size ivory silk cushion with blue and gold embroidery

she offered..

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Silver<p>Walter de la Mere's classic poem embroidered on a silver cushion with pictures relevant to the words. Tasselled

Silver

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So ... this isn't Claridges - ADJUST!<p><br>pink check/white square central panel, shocking pink writing and piping

So - this isn't Claridges

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Sod cooking, I'm knackered<p>yellow/green with fruit border

Sod Cooking

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Some mornings I wake up Bitchy, other mornings I let her sleep<p>(Can be a pair with Grumpy)<p>pink with white cotton flower shaped central panel

Some mornings I wake up Bitchy

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Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I let him sleep<p>(can be a pair with Bitchy)<p>pink with white cotton central flower shaped panel and embroidered daisies

Some mornings I wake up Grumpy

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The Female Character - the ability to see facts from whichever angle suits them best<p>ivory silk, burgundy writing and piping and embroidered picture of large lady upside down balancing weighing scales on her feet!!

The Female Character..

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The Glory of the Garden<p>Three verses of Rudyard Kipling's classic poem. <p>Ivory silk with green embroidery and corded edge. Pictures of garden tools

The glory of the garden

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The Goddess sleeps here<br>Ivory silk/gold embroidery

The Goddess sleeps here

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The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love our enemy<p>green/red/white central panel

The greatest enemy

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The positive side to memory loss is that you meet new people every day<p>ivory silk/satin stitch border/navy<p>small size comes without satin stitch border

the positive side ..

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THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I'LL DO AS I DAMN PLEASE!<p>ivory silk/burgundy

This is my house..

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Three reasons to be a teacher, Christmas, Easter and Summer<p>Ivory silk/blue

Three reasons to be a teacher

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treat me like a thoroughbred, and I won't be a nag<p><br>blue check/white square central panel, bright blue writing and piping<br>

treat me like ..

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Weekend Guests fill you with sorrow - here today and here tomorrow<p>ivory silk/dusky pink/flower border multi

Weekend Guests ..

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WELCOME TO ONE'S PALACE<p>A perennial favourite!<p>ivory silk/burgundy with crest<p>

Welcome to one's palace

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When God made man she was only joking<br>terracotta with ivory silk central panel

When God made man she was only joking

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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you<p>yellow check, white central panel, blue writing and Winnie the Pooh picture<p>I love this one, and I can make in a plainer, not so nursery style

Winnie the Pooh

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women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until they are in hot water<p>ivory silk/blue

women are like teabags

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes - Oscar Wilde<p>ivory silk/green

Work is the curse of the drinking classes

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YOU ARE LEAVING ON SUNDAY AREN'T YOU?<p>ivory silk/green/butterfly and flower embroidery

You are leaving on Sunday

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YOU ARE LEAVING ON SUNDAY AREN'T YOU?<p>off-white silk/mid blue/blue, yellow and mid-green square flower border

You are leaving...

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You can touch the dust but please don't write in it<p>yellow check/mid blue

You can touch the dust

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You can touch the dust but please don't write in it<p>burgundy/round white central panel/burgundy embroidery/white piping, and small flower decoration

You can touch the dust2

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Beast<p>One of a pair to put on a bed!<p>White cotton overlaid with yellow chiffon and gold embroidery

Beast

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Beauty<p>One of a pair to put on a bed!<p>White cotton overlaid with yellow chiffon and gold embroidery

Beauty

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