Fun Cushions - The original tailor made cushions

High quality individual and unique cushions hand made to your requirements. The perfect present solution

01403 790264

 

Fun Cushions,
Miranda Godman,
Toat Hill House, Slinfold,
West Sussex RH13 0RL
miranda@cushions.org.uk

Payments by credit card, cheque or bypaaypal

Due to full order book we are now only accepting orders for ready made cushions in the sale (50% off). We will be opening up again in February after Miranda has had a break, date to be advised in the New Year.

Sorry for any disappointment, and a very Happy Christmas to all our loyal customers

ABN AMRO  BANKERS ARE BRILLIANT<p>grey twill/black
ABN Amro Bankers
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a house in Aldeburgh<p>Navy blue/white/boat picture
Aldeburgh
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TRUST ME I'm an Insurance Broker with AON<p>grey twill/black
AON
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ASTON VILLA  PROBABLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD<p>club colours - blue/burgundy
Aston Villa
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My body is here but my heart is at VILLA PARK<p>Aston Villa colours  burgundy red/blue
Aston Villa (Villa Park)
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Bachelors are like detergent, they work fast and leave no ring<p>navy/red
Bachelors
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I live in this house with one old fogey<p>ivory silk/blue with picture of a Balinese cat
Balinese
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a house in Bembridge<p>navy/white/boat picture
Bembridge
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Birmingham Student<br>overworked<br>overplayed<br>overdrawn<br>blue/white writing/red piping with picture of beer bottle and glass
Birmingham student
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ANOTHER HIGH FLYER from BRITISH AIRWAYS<p>grey twill/blue/red piping
British Airways high flyer
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Bryanston boys are brilliant<p>navy/gold
Bryanston
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One very spoilt bulldog and its housekeeping staff reside here<p>herringbone/navy
Bulldog
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Bullmastiffs rule<p>herringbone/green
Bullmastiff
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one very spoilt Bullmastiff and it's housekeeping staff reside here<p>herringbone/blue<p>one only in sale
Bullmastiff
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Happiness is being owned by a Bullmastiff<p>herringbone/green<p>1 only in sale
Bullmastiff, Happiness owned
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one very spoilt cairn lives here with one old biddy<p>herringbone with green central panel and cairn picture
Cairn biddy
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Happiness is being loved by a Cairn<p>herringbone burgundy
Cairn happiness
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Happiness is being loved by a Cairn<p>herringbone/burgundy<p>1 only in sale
Cairn Happiness red
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one very spoilt cairn lives with us in this madhouse<p>herringbone with slate blue central panel and cairn picture
Cairn madhouse
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Cairns are people too<br>herringbone/blue<p>1 only in sale
Cairns are people too
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Cambridge Student<br>overworked<br>overplayed<br>overdrawn<br>blue/white writing/red piping with picture of beer bottle and glass
Cambridge student
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You never know how many friends you have until you  have a house in Camps Bay<p>yellow/navy/picnic picture
Camps Bay
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a house in Cape Town<p>yellow/white central panel/navy embroidery and piping, wine bottle and grapes picture
Cape Town
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Cats are people too<p>green check with green central panel and ginger and white cat picture
Cats are people too
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whizz-kid from Cazenove<p><br>grey twill/black<p><p><br>
Cazenove
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Cirencester Student<br>overworked<br>overplayed<br>overdrawn<br>blue/white writing/red piping with picture of beer bottle and glass
Cirencester student
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TRUST ME I'm a Lawyer with CLIFFORD CHANCE<p>grey twill/black
Clifford Chance
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Colin XL size blue cushion with red embroidery and piping.<p>Cancelled order, just one offered in sale
Colin
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IF YOU WANT THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE YOU'LL HAVE TO MOVE THE CORGIS<p>herringbone/navy<p>
Corgi (best seat)
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this house is operated for the sole comfort and convenience of the Corgi<p>herringbone/green
Corgi (Cardigan Welsh)
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Happiness is being loved by a Corgi<p>herringbone/green<p>1 only in sale
Corgi .. Happiness
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a chalet in Courchevel<p>natural linen/navy/penguin on skis picture
Courchevel
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DEAR CAPTAIN  MY NAME IS NICOLA I'M 8 YEARS OLD. THIS IS MY FIRST FLIGHT BUT'M NOT SCARED.  I LIKE TO WATCH THE CLOUDS GO BY. MY MUM SAYS THE CREW IS NICE. I THINK YOUR PLANE IS GOOD. THANKS FOR A NICE FLIGHT DON'T FUCK UP THE LANDING LUV NICOLA<p>yellow/blue/plane picture<p>
Dear Captain
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Happiness is being loved by a Doberman<p>herringbone/green
Doberman
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DOUGLAS & GORDON EMPLOYEES  GET MORE OFFERS<p>grey twill/green<p>
Douglas & Gordon
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Durham Student<br>overworked<br>overplayed<br>overdrawn<p>Royal blue with white writing, red piping and bottle and glass picture
Durham Student
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EVERTON  PROBABLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD <p>club colours  blue/white
Everton
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THE TOFFEES  PROBABLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD<p>Everton colours  blue/white
Everton (The Toffees)
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F*** the horses - what about me?<br>Green polycotton with white central panel, red satin stitch border and piping
F*** the horses (2)
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Fairway forever, housework whenever<br>natural linen with dusky pink and golf ball picture
Fairway forever
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Small pink gingham cushion embroidered with the name Fiona.  Blue gingham piping and back
Fiona
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One very spoilt Flat-Coat lives here with two ageing baby-boomers<p>herringbone with slate blue central panel<p>1 only in sale<p>are you a baby boomer?!  I'm afraid I am...
Flat-Coat baby boomer
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TWO VERY DISOBEDIENT FLAT-COATS LIVE HERE<p>herringbone/navy<p><br>
Flat-coated Retriever (disobedient)
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TRUST ME I'm from Foxtons<p>grey twill/green
Foxtons
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HERE LIVES A WORKAHOLIC FROM FRESHFIELD BRUCKHAUS DERINGER<p>grey twill/black<p><p><br>
Freshfield Bruckhaus Deringer
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FULHAM  PROBABLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD<p>black/white/red piping<p>
Fulham
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Happiness is being love by a Great Dane<p>herringbone/green
Great Dane
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one very spoilt Great Dane and its housekeeping staff reside here<p>herringbone/burgundy<p>1 only in sale
Great Dane housekeeping
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Love me love my greyhound<p>herringbone/green
Greyhound (love me)
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TRUST ME I'm a Gynaecologist<p>burgundy/cream
Gynaecologist
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Another of Hailebury's Heroes<p>school colours<br>black/magenta
Haileybury - hero
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HAMPTONS EXECUTIVES  GET MORE OFFERS<p>grey twill/green
Hamptons
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It's hard to be humble when you're an Harrovian<p>school colours<br>navy/grey
Harrow School
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Harrovians are handsome, honourable and hard<p>navy/grey
Harrow School handsome1
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Clever women marry hedge fund managers<p>ivory silk/gold
Hedge Fund
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Herbert - Thank Heaven for little boys with Jeremy Fisher picture<p>off white silk/blue
Herbert
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TRUST ME I'm a Lawyer with HERBERT SMITH<p>grey twill/black<p><br>
Herbert Smith
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Hold Hard, I've 16 hands between my thighs<p>red/blue
Hold Hard, red
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Trust me I'm a housemistress<p>royal blue, cream, bell picture
Housemistress
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FINANCIAL GENIUS from HSBC<p><br>grey twill/navy<br>
HSBC
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I am the king and the king can do no wrong<br>ivory silk/black
I am the king
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I came, I purred, I conquered<p>Ivory silk with slate blue central panel and piping, and picture of a white Persian cat
I came, I purred , Persian,
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In this house lives one beautiful cat and two old codgers<p>green and white check with plain green central panel and picture of a black and white short-hair cat<p>
in this house..
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In this house live one beautiful cat and one old biddy<p>Ivory silk with slate blue central panel and piping and picture of a Balinese cat
In this house..beautiful cat
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In this house live two beautiful cats and two old fogies<p>Ivory silk/slate blue central panel and piping.  Two brown cartoon cats
In this house..two cats
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TRUST ME I'm an INSURANCE BROKER<p>Royal blue/cream<p>
Insurance Broker
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Small blue gingham cushion embroidered with the name Jemima.  pink piping and back
Jemima blue
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Trust me I'm a Jockey<p>red/white/racehourse picture
Jockey
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TRUST ME I'm from JOHN D WOOD<p>grey twill/black<p><p><p>
John D Wood
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ANOTHER WHIZZ-KID from JP MORGAN<p>grey twill/black<br>
JPMorgan
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a bright star from King's Bruton<p>navy/white
King's Bruton
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Lancetonians live well, laugh often, love much<p>mid blue/brown
Lancing
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Happiness is being loved by a Lhasa Apso<p>herringbone/green
Lhasa Apso
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LINKLATERS LAWYERS DO IT SLOWLY<p>grey twill/black<p><br>
Linklaters
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Lo the angler..<p>fishing poem <br>gold faux suede with navy embroidery and corded edge
Lo the angler
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Small pink gingham cushion embroidered with the name Louisa.  Blue piping and back
Louisa
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Small yellow gingham cushion embroidered with the name Isabelle.  pink piping and back
Louise
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Love me love my pony<p>blue with off-white silk central panel
Love me love my pony
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Small pink gingham cushion embroidered with the name Lucinda.  Blue piping and back
Lucinda
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Small yellow gingham cushion embroidered with the name Lucy.  pink gingham piping and back
Lucy
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Malvern boys are Macho , Muscular,  Motivated and Mean<p>school colours<br>royal blue/black/red piping
Malvern College - macho..
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MANCHESTER UNITED  PROBABLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD<p>club colours  red/white/black piping and embroidery
Manchester United
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My body is here but my heart is at Old Trafford<p>red/black/white Man U colours
Manchester United Old T
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Marlburians are Macho, Muscular, Motivated and Mean<p>school colours<br>burgundy red/grey/navy on reverse<p>
Marlborough College - macho
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a flat in Meribel<p>red/white with penguin on skis picture
Meribel (flat)
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Trust me, I sell cars<p>natural linen, navy with logo<br>(other logos can be embroidered to order)
Mitsubishi
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HERE LIES A WORKAHOLIC FROM MORGAN STANLEY<p>grey twill/black<p><br>
Morgan Stanley
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NORWICH  PROBABLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD<p>club colours  green/yellow
Norwich
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Happiness is being loved by a Norwich Terrier (black&tan)<p>herringbone/slate blue
Norwich Terrier
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One very beautiful cat and its housekeeping staff reside here<p>green check with plain green central panel and picture of a Birman cat
one very beautiful cat..
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One very spoilt cat lives here<p>greay and maroon check with grey central panel and cat picture
One very spoilt cat lives here
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one very spoilt pony lives here<p>blue with off-white silk central panel and piping
One very spoilt pony lives here
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The more I know of men, the more I love my Peke<p>herringbone/navy<p>Anyone who has owned a Peke (we have had three) knows what tremendous, sporting little dogs they are!<p>1 in sale in this colourway
Pekingese the more I know
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TRUST ME I'm a PHOTOGRAPHER<p>green/cream
Photographer
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a house in Polzeath<p>slate blue/cream/crab picture
Polzeath
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Small blue gingham cushion embroidered with the name Rebecca.  Yellow gingham piping and back
Rebecca
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a house in Rock<p>navy/white with boat
Rock (boat)
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Rugbians are relaxed rugged and randy<p>school colours<br>green/grey/navy on reverse<br>
Rugby School - relaxed
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a house in Salcombe<p>navy/white
Salcombe
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SCHRODERS EXECUTIVES HAVE BIGGER PACKAGES<p>grey twill/black<p>
Schroders
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Scotties are people too<p>wool tartan with red central panel and navy embroidery and piping
Scotties are people too
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this house is operated for the sole comfort and convenience of the Sheltie<p>herringbone/blue
Sheltie this house
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Shelties are people too<p>herringbone/navy<p>Jamie and Bridget (Jamie is my brother) have Shelties.  They are adorable!<p>1 in this colourway in sale
Shelties are people too
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Shelties are people too<p>herringbone/burgundy
Shelties are people too red
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Silver<p>Walter de la Mere's classic poem embroidered on a silver cushion with pictures relevant to the words.  Tasselled
Silver
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a snooker table<p>green/cream with picture
Snooker Table
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In this house live one beautiful cat and two old fogies<p>Ivory silk/blue with picture of a Somali cat
Somali (in this house)
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Some mornings I wake up Bitchy, other mornings I let her sleep<p>(Can be a pair with Grumpy)<p>pink with white cotton flower shaped central panel
Some mornings I wake up Bitchy
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TRUST ME I'm from SOTHEBY'S<p><p>grey twill/green<br>
Sotheby's
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a villa in Sotogrande<p>yellow/mid blue with picture of oranges
Sotogrande (oranges)
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We only stay together for the sake of the spaniels<p>herringbone/green with picture of a King Charles Spaniel
Spaniels - we only stay together
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another genius from Teddies<p>School colours - Royal blue with gold
St Edward's genius
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Teddies is best<p>royal blue/gold
St Edward's School Oxford - best
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a superb performer from St Paul's<p>school colours - black/white letters/red piping<p>
St Paul's - superb
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Trust me, I'm a Steward<p>slate blue/cream/racehorse picture
Steward
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and spurs excite me<p>brown/cream faux suede/polo player
sticks and stones
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Trust me, I'm from Strutt & Parker<p>grey twill, dark blue/logo
Strutt & Parker
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tennis is my racquet<p>terracotta/white with tennis racquet picture
tennis is my racquet
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The more I know of men, the more I love my cat<p>green check with green central panel and picture of a tabby cat
The more I know of men..
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Tonbridge boys are outstanding<p>black/red
Tonbridge School
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TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR  PROBABLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD<p>dark blue/white
Tottenham Hotspur
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a house in Trebetherick<p>slate blue with crab picture
Trebetherick (crab)
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a chalet in Val d'Isere<p>green/white/picture of penguin on skis
Val d'Isere
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a flat in Verbier<p>red/white writing/black piping and penguin on skis picture
Verbier (flat)
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Old Vets never die, they just go to the dogs<br>Natural linen, green
Vets never die, they just go to the dogs
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ANOTHER HIGH FLYER from Virgin
Virgin
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You never know how many friends you have until you have a cottage in Wales<p>yellow check/green/daffodil picture
Wales
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WARNING attack cat on the prowl<p>Blue/ivory silk central panel with cat picture
Warning attack cat on the prowl
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one very spoilt Weimeraner lives with us in this madhouse<p>herringbone with burgundy central panel<p>Do you live in  a madhouse like I do?<p>
Weimeraner madhouse
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WESTHAM UNITED  PROBABLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD<p>burgundy red/blue
West Ham United
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Happiness is being loved by a Yorkie<p>herringbone/burgundy
Yorkie (Happiness)
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one very spoilt Yorkie lives with us in this madhouse<p>herringbone with green central panel<p>Do you live in a madhouse?  We do!
Yorkie madhouse
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this house is operated for the sole comfort and convenience of the Yorkie<p>herringbone/slate blue with cute Yorkie head picture
Yorkie, this house blue
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Two very disobedient Yorkies live here<p>herringbone/burgundy<p>1 only in sale
Yorkies, two very disobedient
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Badminton girls are brilliant<br>yellow check/blue
Badminton girls are brilliant
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another brainy bird from Benenden<p>yellow check/blue
Benenden another brainy..
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another genius from Benenden<p>yellow check with blue
Benenden another genius
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Benenden girls are bryliant<br>(are they if they can't spell?!)<p>yellow check/blue
Benenden girls are bryliant
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Another brainy bird from Bradfield<p>beige toile/shocking pink
Bradfield (another brainy bird)
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Charterhouse girls are not perfect but parts of them are excellent<p>beige toile/hyacinth blue
Charterhouse (not perfect blue)
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Charterhouse girls are not perfect but parts of them are excellent<p>beige toile/shocking pink
Charterhouse (not perfect)
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A star from Charterhouse<p>blue star
Charterhouse (star blue)
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A star from Charterhouse<p>pink star/shocking pink
Charterhouse (star)
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Here lives a cool cat from the Cheltenham Ladies' College<p>yellow check/blue
Cheltenham (cool cat)
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Cheltenham Ladies have simple tastes, they only like the best<p>yellow check/blue
Cheltenham (simple)
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Here lies a shopaholic from Downe House<p>beige toile/jade green
Down House shopaholic
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Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Felsted
Felsted good girls
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Felsted girls don't do mornings<p>beige toile/shocking pink
Felsted mornings
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Here lies a shopaholic from Felsted<p>yellow check/blue
Felsted shopaholic
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Malvern St James girls are Absolutely Fabulous
Malvern St James
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Good girls go to heaven, Bad Girls go to Marlborough<p>yellow check/blue
Marlborough Good Girls
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A good sport from St Leonard's Mayfield<p>Yellow with blue and red embroidery
Mayfield good sport
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another shopaholic from New Hall<p>beige toile/jade green
New Hall shopaholic
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New Hall girls are simply gorgeous<p>yellow check/blue
New Hall simply gorgeous
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Good Girls go to Heaven, Bad Girls go to Prior's Field<p>beige toile/shocking pink
Prior's Field (Good Girls)
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Here lies a shopaholic from prior's Field<p>beige toile/hyacinth blue
Prior's Field shopaholic
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A star from Roedean<p>blue star
Roedean (a star)
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A star from Roedean<p>beige star
Roedean (beige star)
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A Star from St George's<p>blue star
St George's star
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A Star from St Mary's Ascot<p>beige star
St Mary's Ascot star
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Here lies a shopaholic from St Mary's Calne<p>yellow check/blue
St Mary's Calne shopaholic
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A star from St Mary's Calne<p>beige star
St Mary's Calne star
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Here lies a shopaholic from St Swithun's<p>beige toile/shocking pink
St Swithun's
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Here lies a shopaholic from St Swithun's<p>beige toile/hyacinth blue
St Swithun's blue
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A star from Stowe<p>beige star
Stowe star beige
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Another stunner from Stowe<p>yellow check/blue
Stowe stunner
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Wicked but wonderful from Westonbirt<p>yellow check/blue
Westonbirt wicked but wonderful
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Wimbledon High girls are wonderful<p>beige toile/shocking pink
Wimbledon High
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A star from Woldingham<p>pink star
Woldingham star
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Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Bedales<p>green spot
Bedales good girls
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Another genius from Claremont<p>blue spot
Claremont
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Downe House girls have simple tastes, they only like the best<p>pink spot
Downe House (simple tastes)
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Here lies a shopaholic from Downe House<p>green spot<p>
Downe House - shopaholic
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Francis Holland girls are fantastic<p>green spot
Francis Holland (fantastic)
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Heathfield girls are simply gorgeous<p>green spot
Heathfield (gorgeous)
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Good Girls go to Heaven, Bad girls go to Mayfield<p>green spot
Mayfield (good girls)
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Oundle girls are unbelievably amazing<p>pink spot<p>
Oundle girls ...
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Putney High girls are pretty High -powered<p>blue spot
Putney High School - pretty..
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Queen Anne's girls are quite amazing<p>blue spot<p>
Queen Anne's - amazing
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Queen Mary's girls are simply gorgeous<p>pink spot
Queen Mary's
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another genius from Queen's Gate<p>blue spot/green writing<p>
Queen's Gate
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Another genius from Roedean<p>green spot
Roedean another genius
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Roedean girls are ravishing<p><br>blue spot
Roedean girls are ravishing
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Rugby girls are expensive but they're worth it<p>green spot
Rugby (expensive)
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Rugby girls are ravishing<p>pink spot
Rugby (ravishing)
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another genius from Teddies<p>blue spot
St Edward's Oxford girls
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St George's girls are simply gorgeous<p>green spot
St George's girls are simply gorgeous
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Kiss me, I'm from St Mary's Calne<p>green spot
St Mary's Calne
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St Mary's Calne girls rule..OK?<p>pink spot
St Mary's Calne girls rule..OK?
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another wonder-girl from St Mary's Wantage
St Mary's Wantage
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St Peter's girls are simply perfect<p>pink spot
St Peter's girls are simply perfect
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Surbiton High girls are seriously high-powered<p>blue spot<p>
Surbiton High girls ...
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Tudor Hall girls have simple tastes, they only like the best<p>blue spot
Tudor Hall (simple tastes blue)
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Good Girls go to Heaven, Bad Girls go to Westonbirt <p>blue spot
Westonbirt
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Wild but wonderful from Westonbirt<p>blue spot
Westonbirt (wild but wonderful)
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Westonbirt girls are wonderful<p>blue spot
Westonbirt wonderful
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When Wycombe Abbey girls are good they're good, when they're bad they're sensational<p>pink spot
Wycombe Abbey (good bad)
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Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to Wycombe Abbey<p>pink spot<p>
Wycombe Abbey - good girls
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Bachelors are like detergent - they work fast and leave no ring<p>burgundy/cream embroidery/burgundy fringe on two sides
Bachelors are like detergent
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Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler<p>burgundy/cream embroidery/burgundy fringe
Give a man an inch
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My bra gives me an uplift<br>My dentures fit me fine<br>My specs I'm getting used to<br>But... Oh! how i miss my mind<p>yellow check with gold embroidery and fringe on two sides
My bra
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When I met Mr Right, I didn't know his first name was Always<p>burgundy with cream embroidered and two burgundy fringed edges
When I met Mr Right..
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Clever women marry lawyers<p>gold taffeta with cream embroidery and fringe on two sides
Clever women marry lawyers
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My other flat is tidy<p>brown faux fur fabric with ivory central panel and black embroidery
My other flat is tidy
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Sex Kitten<p>brown faux fur fabric with ivory central panel and brown embroidery
Sex Kitten
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Non fumare per favore<p>Will this green herringbone cushion with ivory silk central panel and green embroidery stop people smoking in your house?!
Non fumare per favore
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I live in this house with two old fogies<p>ivory silk/blue with picture of a white cat
I live in this house..fogies
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In this house lives one beautiful cat and two old farts<p>slate blue/ivory silk central panel<p><p>
In this house
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In this house live one beautiful cat and two old fogies<p>Ivory silk with slate blue central panel and cat picture
In this house live..
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In this house live one beautiful cat and two old fogies<p>ivory silk/blue with picture of a ginger cat
In this house..fogies
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In this house lives one beautiful cat and one old biddy<p>green and white check with green central panel
In this house..old biddy
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One very overdulged cat lives here<p>maroon/grey check with cat picture
one very overindulged cat..
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One very spoilt cat lives here<p>ivory silk/navy with cat picture
one very spoilt cat
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I came I purred I conquered<p>Ivory silk, slate blue central panel and piping, cream embroidery and picture of a Somali cat
Somali
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This house is run for the sole comfort and convenience of the cat<p>grey and maroon check with grey central panel and cat picture
this house is run
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Three very spoilt cats live here<p>ivory silk/navy with cartoon pictures of three happy cats!
three very spoilt cats live here
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Warning attack cat on the prowl<p>green check with green central panel and cat embroidery
Warning attack cat on the prowl
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